dangerous pussy

Pussy so good it’s hard to say no or stay away from even if you’re married

I promised myself to never talk to her again, but it’s so hard because she’s got a dangerous pussy.

by Siredd November 11, 2017

Pussy rules

In the event of a disagreement between a couple, the one with the pussy rules.

I wanted to see an action flick but we saw a love story, because pussy rules!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

pussy chettin'

basically when a guy tries to bullshit a girl with fake achievements to get himself laid

Pussy chettin' can be used in a convo like this

Chad: "Yo remember when Kenny was pussy chettin the other night at that party?"
Brad: "Yeah bro he was chettin all that pussy shit, fuuuck!"
Chad: "Little pussy chetter he is"

by Charlie Graf February 5, 2020

Haunted pussy

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

by jbras November 19, 2019

Kissy Pussy

Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.

Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

Pussy Poet

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

itchy pussy

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.

That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.

by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016