Protein Shake

When you are doing anal, right before you climax , you put it in their mouth

You ever have truffle butter}? Well try this {protein shake!

by Bignuhhh September 16, 2015

protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015

Protestception

The act of protesting a protest

Jan had entered the large protest to protest the protest, therefore starting a web of protestception .

by Lolanixole September 21, 2016

protestimate

When you intentionally provide an inflated estimate for a task because you really don't want to do it and you're hoping it will be a non-starter due to it's perceived size/cost/duration.

The software engineer provided an 18-month protestimate to product management for the new architecture that would've replaced much of his previous work.

by Spicy B November 6, 2017

protectia

protection provided by corrupted entities; using an abbreviated form of the word "protection".

The gangs pay the police regularly and get their protectia in return.
While John's massive older brother was still at school, John had protectia and had free reign in his bullying behaviour.

by MistaTwister February 21, 2018

Protestant surrealism

Democracy as emergent from an aesthetic critique of Protestantism. Democracy as a Catholic critique of Protestantism.

Protestant surrealism assumes that democracy is Christianity criticizing itself.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

Protein Dumpling

Dried out semen inside an orifice

One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.

by The word of god November 3, 2019