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Poopertunity

I missed my poopertunity when the Taco Bell kicked in and could not get to bathroom.
by Jinnieninnie February 18, 2021
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Poopercorns

The smaller, daintier cousin of the dingleberry.
My cat often sports several poopercorns at any given time. It’s a problem.
by Elib February 25, 2021
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Pooperbating

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.
"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"
by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021
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pooperscooper

Adjective; a way to describe a really annoying science teacher who is very fond of boring lectures.
That teacher was so pooperscooper that I left her class.
by Anus_BathInABottle April 28, 2021
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Pooper

Person 1:I poop a lot
Person 2: So you are a pooper?
by madmagic2005 May 17, 2021
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Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails
Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails
by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021
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POOPER

ALL HAIL POOPER
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