Facial Fudge Packing

The act of shitting in someones mouth and the proceeding to have oral sex

Stacy got tapeworm from her facial fudge packing yesterday

by Fagitarius April 23, 2019

he is packing

To either have a massive penis or to wear some sort of padding so as to give the appearance of having a massive penis

He is packing but everyone is when you wear a size small. Except for Ross Lynch, he really is.

by trmnks July 29, 2023

Cotton Picking

Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.

John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.

Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"

by mrkansas July 9, 2011

ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e September 10, 2008

Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.

1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"

by Slicklizard August 16, 2010

picking your cheese

Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.

Hey gurl, where you just picking your cheese?

by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009