(This one's for the ladies)
When a man is getting a blow job from some girl, and he tries to bust in her face without telling her, she dodges, punches him in the balls, and while he's screaming in pain from the nut shot, she turns around and bricks in his mouth... And were heading to a three cup overtime!
When a man is getting a blow job from some girl, and he tries to bust in her face without telling her, she dodges, punches him in the balls, and while he's screaming in pain from the nut shot, she turns around and bricks in his mouth... And were heading to a three cup overtime!
Paul -"Eddy! Why the fuck are your teeth brown?"
Eddy- "Well i was trying to give my girlfriend an Angry Pirate, but she turned it around and gave me a Beer Pong Rebuttle Shot. It happended like a week ago but my teeth are still covered in shit!"
Eddy- "Well i was trying to give my girlfriend an Angry Pirate, but she turned it around and gave me a Beer Pong Rebuttle Shot. It happended like a week ago but my teeth are still covered in shit!"
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n.
A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.
Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.
The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.
b)
Some boring submarine no one cares about.
n.
A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.
Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.
The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.
b)
Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)
"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."
b)
"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."
b)
"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
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Brandon: Damn! what are all those circles on your chest?!
Jacob: I lost a few games of Extreme Ping Pong last night...
Jacob: I lost a few games of Extreme Ping Pong last night...
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