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Pirate Santa 

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
Pirate Santa by Iberolin November 26, 2019

pirate circus 

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.
That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.
pirate circus by Satinstains January 3, 2020

Pirate Posting 

The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex

Pirate eye 

When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.

Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.

Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!

Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
Pirate eye by Ydnim June 8, 2020

Pirate ship 

When someone rolls 3 or more types of weed into one single joint.
“Yo Cade you gotta hit this pirate ship.”
Pirate ship by Cade m July 13, 2020

Pirate Knight 

A subsection of Demoknight, a Pirate Knight Is a person in Team Fortress 2 that plays using the sticky jumper, loose cannon and the Scottish Handshake. They will most likely be found flying around 2fort, getting double-donks constantly.
Snipers watch out, there's a Pirate Knight flying around.
Pirate Knight by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020