Penilescroliosis

A medical condition on men, known to cause a penis to grow 3 times the size of a normal erection.

Mike went to the doctor and found out he has /Penilescroliosis/. Ian is now Mike's greatest friend.

by Greenblazer365 November 18, 2022

Peri

Peri is the best guy ever, He is so kind and will take care of you always. Good Dick, always satisfied, and a hypersexual. Best Boyfriend you can have.

His dick is too big to the point it hurts in a good way. he is such a peri.

by an actual peri November 23, 2022

Peri

A Peri is a woman in her 40s right before menopause. Right when they realize that feminism failed them. Right when they realize they should share that lesson with younger women. Derived from Perimenopause is also called the menopausal transition. Women start perimenopause at different ages. You may notice signs of progression toward menopause, such as menstrual irregularity, sometime in your 40s.

I heard Karen is regretting thinking men have no value due to toxic feminist brainwashing. She is a peri and it seems to be affecting her mental health.

by HillbillyFlat February 19, 2023

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

pepilepsi

cooling your pussy down with some knock off Pepsi

"shit it burns go get something to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"

by Nobel6OfReach May 13, 2023

Peri

Peri the most beautiful girl to lay my eyes on. Short sarcastic and a bundle of love peri is such a joy to be around and lifts
up the room when around. When shes gone you'll wonder where she went and when shes there she will make you the happiest you'd ever been!

wheres peri?, No clue wish she was here

by CarloRom May 31, 2023

Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.

You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.

by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023