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Crystianle Penaldo

the last time he won the world cup was in 1994 and he was brazilian.
crystianle penaldo basically=fucknaldo is rigged shit who cant even see
by M8888S| November 24, 2023
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Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.
look, It's Pristiano Penaldo! Run, hide the penalties!
by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024
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Death Penalty

Using my likeness to fuck women who thing you are me is rape. The contract explicitly states that that isn't allowed and is punishable by death. Anyone who benefits from the contract cannot, then, violate the contract and escape the punishment commensurate with the crime.
Hym "Death penalty sounds about right for a serial rapist using my likeness to get women he couldn't otherwise get."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2025
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Omar Conch Peña

A person that breaks toilets constantly farts and has 2 brains cells who loves making dad jokes and Tik toks
Stop being a Omar Conch Peña
by Snack343 August 25, 2019
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Fuck the penaltys

When u scream Terry into a text bar the ghost of said person rises like a Phoenix to fuck the OENALTYS and lead the kracken to victory. Must have 3 water energy cards and trella has to be present for sweet Terry guy.

More active if Colorado is the oppenent.
FUCK THE OENALTYS TERRYS GHOST WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY

Q:HAVE U HAD YOUR FILL OF TERRY TODAY?

A: NO BUT I DID FUCK THE PENALTYS.
by Fitted2106 July 3, 2021
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Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.
A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.
by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023
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The death penalty

Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.
Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."
by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
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