Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.
A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:
The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias
TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..
AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias
TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..
AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
by Not Stox April 12, 2009
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One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
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Paul: When I was going to Florida I went through airplane paranoia when I saw this dude in a turban!
His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.
His Muslim Friend: ******* racist.
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Get the paranoia mug.In gay society there are several "social" rankings, much like traditional Hindu Castes, that form Homo-Society. At the top of these rankings is the classification Parade Gay. This means you are so gay that not only are you in the closet but the clothes in that closet are described as "fabulous". Put simply, you are so gay that you could be featured in a parade, hence Parade Gay.
Myles:"Dude I fucking love the band Queen"
Trey: "Bro Queen was super Parade Gay"
Myles:"No they weren't"
Trey: "Yes they were and therefore so are you"
Trey: "Bro Queen was super Parade Gay"
Myles:"No they weren't"
Trey: "Yes they were and therefore so are you"
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