The Panty Punisher

-the horrible/nasty/trashy pair of panties that a woman keeps in order to motivate herself not to run out of clean underwear.

Dammit I thought I had at least 2 clean pairs of panties left! Oh fuck no, ain't no way in hell I'm wearing the double P (the Panty Punisher) for my date tonight- pull over, I gotta get some Woolite but quick y'all.

by Fanzzzy October 23, 2010

Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.

That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!

by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010

Comfort panties

Also known as "Period panties" or as "Granny panties". Comfort panties are the underwear that women use when they are moody, on their period, depressed or sad. These panties can be ripped and/or too big and some even have cum stains.

Girl: Uggg I hate period cramps! If it wasn't for my comfort panties and chocolate, I would be moping around.

by BananaBurguer August 8, 2014

pantie bug

When a man shoves his penis in a girls panties

Guys! Last night I gave my girl the pantie bug!

by No-need-to-know May 8, 2015

Pantie Collection

A Collection of proof of how many women you have had intimate relations with.

I did hit. Let me show you my Pantie Collection.

by youngsplurge June 10, 2015

Jean Panties

When a girl's shorts are so short they cover just as much as her underwear do.

Damn, she's wearing that black pair of Jean Panties again.

by StellarAce27 September 14, 2016

panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.

Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha

by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016