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putting up shelves

The act of banging a girl by means of stopping by her room for a vistit upon her request; particularly in a dorm-like environment where many chicks are available.
I'm putting up shelves tonight for sure because I just dropped pecker three times in one game and Alyssa saw it. Like a boss!
by tmart2 October 21, 2009
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Putting up 4s

It means you pull an insane amount of b!tches
by Ur mom and your dad May 11, 2022
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pettinato

In Argentina is the last name of the notorious musician, saxophonist of the legendary rock band SUMO and presently host of a very popular tv show called "Duro de Domar" indomables . This last name is now used by antonomasia to identificate the aforesaid show.
- Have you seen Pettinato last night?
- No! I missed it!
- It was very hilarious!
- ELO!
by Alba Velásquez Barrozo July 23, 2006
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Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).
Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!
by tulanebringsthepain March 14, 2011
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Putin

Noun, a guy who, if you believe "the news", is either All-Powerful or All-Stoopid, both loves and hates America at the same time, Is so clever that he's responsible for the death of every random kitten and grandma on earth, and so stupid that he won't roll-over for Imperialist-Atlanticists like every other post-soviet republic. Both was and was not "head of the KGB." Both is and is not Yeltsins bestist-bud. Is at the same time loved and hated by every Russian. Is somehow the boss of every hacker/doxxer/troll on the planet. Is Trumps lover, despite Trump massively increasing sanctions. ACTUALLY fights ISIS.
Whhhagh!! Mummy!!? The Putin ate my puppy...!
by voshkod September 14, 2021
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Putting a log on the fire

the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
by CM Billingsworth July 6, 2011
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Heavy pitting

Hard mosh. It will always be better than heavy petting, and should be used in a manner juxtaposing it with heavy petting or other sexual activity.
No time for heavy petting, baby; I got to do some heavy pitting at the show.
by EdgeVegNerd June 23, 2010
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