Oneonta

The shittiest place in the galaxy
also known as "Stoneonta" because most teens/preteens and some adults have drug or drinking problems.

there is nowhere and nothing for teens and shit who wanna have fun and thats why we turn to drugs for our happiness.

we turn into hippies and then we die.

believe me with this, bro.

i LIVE here. and not some dumb college kid whos in Oneonta for a few years.

by getnakedbroskis August 26, 2011

Onion

$250,000. a large sum of money

YB: Can you believe it? My dude done sold 12,500 units@ $20 a piece.

TXS: Yeahhh Buddy, thats an onion in the pocket.

by YB The Rock Star May 14, 2010

giver the onion

The wanting to have sexual relations with a female. Also, the act of penetration to the point that you might make her cry (onion).

Did you see that chick Bob, I want to giver the onion
Past tense: I gave Sherry the onion last night and I don't think she liked it as much as I did.

by renmenfire October 19, 2007

blossoming onion

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits

"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."

by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

Onion Laker

Someone who has been a resident of Onion Lake, Saskatchewan for a period of, one year, or more.

Only an Onion Laker can do that!
I was gracious enough to meet an Onion Laker.

by Darkforce10 October 28, 2010

Onion

To be absolutely silent as an onion is.

Mason: “Yeah, you’re the expert in quiet.”

Woods: “I’m a goddamn onion Mason, you should know that.”

by Swatboy0915 January 8, 2021

rip the onion

Extremely good thing, best outcome possible, a higher level of 'cool'. Comes from onion rings. When the onion rips and you get equall parts breading and onion, as opposed to when the onion does not rip, and smacks you in the face and burns.

Bob: Hey, Jim, that concert was excellent!
Jim: Yeah, it did totally rip the onion.

-also-

Guy: I just won $2 million in the lotto. That so rips the onion!!

by mister404 September 26, 2006