Rack Jack Bandit

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.

I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.

by SophiaMane December 30, 2020

fake rack ranch

See Lakewood Ranch Florida. ALL the MILFs have plastic tits and look like desperate housewives. All people in Lakewood ranch have drugs and money.

Yo dude I am heading to fake rack ranch.
Why Dude?
Its lawn mowing day and those cougars be wearin high heels and bikini tops. Those bitches got money.

by bob12345677890 April 16, 2012

ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

by 8BitOverlord March 10, 2015

Clearance rack pussy

Pussy so cheap/easy to get almost everyone has had it.

That girl there got that clearance rack pussy.

by K3YST0N3ST0N3R January 23, 2022

bike rack arse

A bottom where things can be shoved in like a bike rack

That chicks got a bike rack arse

by Biker girl September 07, 2015

Knick Knack Rack

Term used to describe a small breasted or flat chested women.

Antonym: Shelf

You have some ketchup on your shelf. I don't have that problem with my knick knack rack. Things miss my chest all together and drip on my lap instead.

by Mrs. Freddy February 06, 2010

Mexican lumber rack

A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°

Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster

by Dread Joe September 23, 2020