whack off

to mastrubate, jack off

Dude, I am going to whack off in the corner

by Travis December 08, 2002

parred off

When you get ignored of rejected by a girl or boy

You just got parred off

by Petelanlyk October 14, 2015

puffed off

When a truck driver just can't seem to figure out how to fix his fire truck. He is said to be "puffed off" as to keep from using inappropriate language in the workplace. Usually if the driver is from a strict upbringing.

Well jiminy christmas! I can't seem to fix this darn truck, now I'm puffed off! Silly air leaks!

by truck1-2loudoun March 06, 2011

sit off

1) A lesson in which you do nothing
2) A smaller version of a party in which you sit round and drink with slightly less people.

"we had a sit off because it was the end of term"
"I'm having a bit of a sit off in mine on saturday"

by shockhorrorbecky April 26, 2008

fall off

to lose one's edge; become irrelevant

Man you're gonna fall off like Samuel L. Jackson; that dude used to do great movies like Pulp Fiction and now he does crap like Snakes on a Plane!

by 99overall January 26, 2009

wack off

to jack off until one cums.

I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.

by Brandi February 07, 2003

slapping off

Slang term for masturbation. First used by an annoyed African-American mother at a Greyhound bus station in Nashville Tennessee.

"The only bathroom.... (inaudible) .... yea, but we caught him slapping off in there just last week!"

by freakinheck March 29, 2014