by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016
Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020
An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
by Cuddlesthebear March 13, 2017
A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.
Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."
by clivesbignight July 23, 2018