Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

by kool_mike November 17, 2017

Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.

Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.

by dirtywordz May 12, 2014

Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.

Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress

by Richard of arms November 3, 2021

Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

Jizz Merchant

One who peddles ejaculate.

You are a Jizz Merchant. Wootenanny!

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010

Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.

Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.

by bb+af May 2, 2011