Skip to main content

Reading a Book

The blissful enjoyment of heading south on your partner.
Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.
by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023
mugGet the Reading a Bookmug.
A phrase used to describe someone who uses fancy and/or excessive speech. In the context of Limbus Company, the phrase was used in a scene where a character explains as if they read the thesaurus, causing one of the main characters to call them out.
Person A: I was struck with sorrow upon the sight of their entrails. In fact, I had gained an epiphany: why must the innocent bear death and mutilation for a root impertinent to them? Had the madmen been any wiser, the townsfolk would have not suffered this tragedy, and would live on to an untroubled life.

Person B: Yeah, we all know you read the thesaurus. So anyways, you saw those poor innocents’ corpses and you want us to take revenge? Y’know we’re not some heroes fighting for justice.
by yanyanyanyan4 August 15, 2025
mugGet the We all know you read the thesaurusmug.

Read Colossians

To go poop. Colossians is the shortest book in the Bible and can be read in 3-5 min—while going #2.
After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.
by JC Mathews October 9, 2022
mugGet the Read Colossiansmug.

Reading

You're reading right now you idiot
I'm reading this book idiot
by Freekelheighmer October 18, 2021
mugGet the Readingmug.

roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.
Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.
by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021
mugGet the roll on readmug.

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping
I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast
by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018
mugGet the Reads-dropmug.

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.
I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!
by jawaid man March 3, 2009
mugGet the reading carrolmug.

Share this definition