Mud cricket

A girl who where’s country boots and short shorts …

Bethany is a mud cricket

by F00tball04 August 19, 2022

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 26, 2021

Mud Cricket

Tammy T From the. D.M.I

That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.

by Richard (Dick) Fitzwell June 9, 2022

Mud Cricket

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.

Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?

by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Cricket people

A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.

Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.

by #1 cricket person June 23, 2018