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crazy lion

A girl who jerks you off, again and again. Over 300 times.
Zettie gave the best Crazy Lion's.
by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020
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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017
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LION

A transman who is polyamorous and gay. Specifically, one which is muscled, of a medium build, has long hair and long beard.
1. Did you know he is a LION?

2. He looks like a LION to me!
by Thelioninquestion June 8, 2025
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Lion's Tail

When you leave a little bit of shit on the rear of the toilet seat after you get up.
Damn. I just took a shit and left a lion's tail in the restroom. Oh well!
by MdstandsforMYDICK May 29, 2024
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Lion studio

A game studio that makes crappy games(along with the memed mobile ads), their only good game(for me) is cash Inc. And no others
People criticize that then you play them 1 time it plays 30 seconds of mobile game ads
cash Inc. =almost no ads, except for the roulette
People:omg so much ads I won't play games made from lion studios its stupid
People's phone:other crap like forge ahead or idle crap
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 24, 2019
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Jeez, It's a lion

Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.

Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.
F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.

"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.

Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.
by IntergalactalEnergy July 20, 2023
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