Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

Cricket

A person that talks about you all day long but when you're around they have nothing to say

I saw David earlier at the store and he was hating on Ned. Then Ned came around the corner and David stopped talking real quick.....David is such a cricket...

by JonahWills May 29, 2022

cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.

Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

carolina swamp cricket

Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.

If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.

by Babyg98 May 12, 2018

Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”

Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket

by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019