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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.
by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015
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Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 17, 2014
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Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{
Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;
by Gayderade February 12, 2020
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Norris

A man who acts like he’s two, spits like a sprinkler and looks like jabba the hut. Norris knows how to use his hands well as whenever he loses an argument he hits someone. Finally a man in need of money to fix his teeth that look like he took metal deep throat while smiling. Norris if your reading this, clean yourself up your a mess.
Norris ur mad I came to your party
by GhostXenom January 10, 2019
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chug norris

Chug Norris would be someone who finds courage and unmatched fighting skills after chugging alcohol.
After that fifth of whiskey, Jimmy went Chug Norris on anyone who talked to him.
by Rightblank April 4, 2016
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Norry

Its sorry but not sorry because you will likely do it again.
I am norry for the way i behaved.
by NinjaLu August 7, 2024
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The Norris… Pour Elle

Basically a vibrating dildo shaped liked Chuck Norris’ gun. The French “for her” lends the powerful device a soft feminine connotation.
Just about the only thing that gets her off these days is The Norris… Pour Elle
by Kevin S. And Michael J. March 4, 2024
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