noodle noccer 

someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by

Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!

noodle noccer by Street's Disciple 89 June 11, 2007

Noodle tickeler 

A girl who teases a guy to a full on hard on then walks away leaving him to suffer.

I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)

Noodle tickeler by B1tchchic January 23, 2008

Noodle puffer 

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

Noodle puffer by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

noodle wanker by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Noodleskootch 

having sex with a chair...

Guy 1: How was your weekend?

Guy 2: Not Good

Guy 1: Why

Guy 2: Steve Came Over

Guy 1: What's so bad about that?

Guy 2: He Noodleskootched...

Guy 1: Ewwwwwwww....

Guy 2: Yeah, the chair broke

Steve: Damn...

Noodleskootch by FuckaFuckingBanana April 13, 2009

noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.

STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.

noodle 500 by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 19, 2009

Noodlehawk 

When a person or persons gazes upon a males crotch area.

Dude! That chick that just walked by totally noodlehawked you!

I think that dude at the corner of the bar just noodlehawked me.

Noodlehawk by CoolKeith November 7, 2009