School

Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.

Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!

by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019

School

A place where kids get zero freedom and are bounded to the racist and always being shot up schools.

"Hey Jim wanna go to school" Jim: "ew fuck School"

by Grandmabertha November 14, 2019

School

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives aka internal class torture. Very annoying prison which is worse than an asylum as people may say it. Also very boring and may ruin your childhood. May give you bad nightmares and depression and may lead to suicide.

I hate school as it is boring.

by Pikalover21 November 18, 2019

school

the trashiest thing ever in the world. school bully us and they torture us. its hell. they want you to get fucked up. they kill trees by simply using a lot of paper. they dont let you go to the W-C even if u feel your gonna piss on your self. they dont let you drink water ( they ask you to say the answer but you cant since you couldn't drink water). they make you sit on plastique chairs for 7 fucking hours. they make you memorize things for nothing like history that was in the past. we pay more than 10000 (in my school) and they are so cheap to get amazing WiFi, and other stuff

dude1: bitch wtf is this school
dude2: its school its torturing us

by memes_for_life November 21, 2019

School

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
A total waste of time. Honestly, when will we ever have to know geometry/trigonometry/calculus in "the real world"?

friend: why do you look depressed?
Me: school makes Friday feel like a Monday.
friend: tru dat

by cancer awareness March 26, 2019

School

The most shittest uncofertable place on earth

School is made of shit

by 123fivefourt April 29, 2019

School

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Boy 1: Define school

Boy 2: Okay Six cruel hours of our lives
Boy 1: yes

by Myst3ry_Cat April 29, 2019