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pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.
The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.
by Felicityfartwell November 15, 2017
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pants pistol

Slang term for a penis originating in Dundee, MI
"I'm gonna pull out my pants pistol and fire my love bullets on your bitches face."
by Jhendawg January 25, 2018
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furtility pants

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.
Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.
by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020
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party in pant

"Party in Pant" is an experimental comedy band that was formed by two idiotic friends on January 11th, 2020. Their "songs" consist of toilet humor, dark humor/dirty humor, and ironic titles and music all for comedic effect. The band's members are "Caveman," "Not Caveman," and the newest member "Crusader" (They all go by nicknames). Caveman is the lead vocalist who often coughs, moans, or rambles into the microphone. Not Caveman is the guitarist, background vocalist, keyboardist, and occasional drummer (basically he does most of the music shit) and Crusader is the main drummer but they all occasionally switch instuments for no reason.
"Did you hear the new Party in Pant song?"

"Yeah! It was...something...else."
by CheerioGuy March 17, 2020
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Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.
by digs0 January 15, 2013
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Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.
That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.
by Anonymousara March 21, 2011
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picky pants

When someone is overly particular With regard to diet or other; having limited variety in taste or other preference
Don't be a picky pants; eat your vegetables also.
by Khillawatt November 3, 2020
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