poo mustache

To chip-shot a soccer ball over the goalies head in soccer and/or fifa.

Bill: Yea Ron got really close to the goal and goalie came out, then ron just chipped it right over his head
Illan: Yea, he poo mustached him good.

by xandarius_S December 29, 2007

mutstache

1.a gurl dat iz a mut and has dirt above her lip
2.a gurl whos mutstache is bigger than urs
3.mz murt from homewood pa

Man:ay girl u need a rag
woman:why
man:for dat mutstache above yo upper lip

by by geno and jules August 6, 2006

MuntStache

When you partake in munting and the juices get on your upper lip causing it to look like a mustache

hey buddy you have a muntstache, here’s a napkin

by therealnep7711 July 11, 2024

muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."

by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010

Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

mustachery

A facility to purchase goods to take care of ones mustache

We shall stroll to mustachery to purchase ye olde wax

by Daus worm July 6, 2015