The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.

"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."

by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013

Bootyhole mummy

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.

Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb

by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017

Hot Mummy

A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.

Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.

by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018

butters mimsy

A butters mimsy is a detritus riddled skanky hoe's vagina.

Check out Dave's Mom, I saw that filthy bitch wanking on webcam and she bas a right butters mimsy.

by Matty Stoneman February 21, 2018

ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

by Daboder2 December 30, 2018