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MONKE

MONKE STRONG NOT WEAK
MONKE SMART MONKE BEAT GODZILLA MONKE EAT BANANA
by Big slimJim March 7, 2021
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Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks
hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.
Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"
by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021
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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013
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Monked

Synonym for fucked up. Origin includes monkey/ape going monkey mode/ ape shit and fucking shit up. Can be used in a variety of situations.
"Damn broski, I was so freaking monked last night after I butt chugged that 30 rack", "Damn broski, she hit you with that break up text?!?!, That's monked" , etc.
by Monkman123 June 14, 2022
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dead monke

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Monke drip

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch
by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
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