ming mong

Virgin Mobile's new con to get people sending lots of MMS's messages. The shit in the ad is enough to annoy anyone and make then wanna never go with Virgin

I was ming monging and after 4 messages, i had no credit left why is MMS so expensive?

by terry get out May 9, 2004

Mongus

A group of mongies in one area; A society of mongies.

Ditto: Yo Jared, are you part of the group?
Jared: Yeah, the Mongus?
Ditto: Oh then are you barnax right now?
Jared: Yes, I am barnax.

by A barnax person from a mongus. April 18, 2020

Mong

To relax or chill out

ah, I'm fucking tired, time to mong.......

by Zoomungus November 27, 2014

Mong

Used to articulate undefinable/unspeakable acts of simmering homoerotisism between two coworkers or between an animal or object.

John and JC mong in the store basement during lunch breaks.

"JC, wanna Mong?" asked John

JC's first time monging was with a bushy haired gray squirrel

by Brdkelli August 11, 2003

Mong

The sexiest two people you could ever imagine to walk the earth aka mongyiswhatweaimfor and shouldvemongedalready:

People cannot resist their majestic prowess and often bow down to the ground and kiss their feet just to touch a single strand of their incredible aura.

I mong you.

I'm goina mong you right now!

by Yessums June 23, 2009

mong

suck my dick

Male 1: Get me a slice of pizza!
Male2: Hell no.
Male 1: MONG.

by YOURMOTHER.MAPLEWOOD. July 15, 2011

Manguine

When speaking of the male genitalia, another term used for penis.

Hey asshole! You must be hungry, you're staring at my manguine.

by doc152 July 24, 2009