moist beef

a form of beef the has been moisted
hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*

you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
by tidepod 420 April 10, 2018
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Moist Hole

Hey dude! Have you seen the picture of that girl’s moist hole?”

“Yeah! It was really nice!”
by the most “c” there is August 08, 2022
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Moist Signature

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.
I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
by JonCoinedIt December 09, 2023
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Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.
I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.
by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024
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moist signature

When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.
You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.
by JonCoinedIt December 25, 2023
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Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 24, 2019
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