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fake meth

Fake Dope...meth that gets you high but wont show on urine tests
I was able to get high off fake meth fake dope people at treatment never knew because i tested clean
by Skittles72 September 12, 2017
mugGet the fake methmug.

meth shack

Similar to a meth house, but exceptionally smaller and trashier
Damn son that meth shack is tiny and nasty
by Yung Kinney February 14, 2014
mugGet the meth shackmug.

Meth-o-Theleoma

Overamping on too much methamphetamines causing extreme paranoia.
People starting to see shadow people waving at them on the side of the road and/or having to rescue your friend from staring out of the window blinds for hours at nothing.

This is classic definition of

Meth-o-Theleoma.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
mugGet the Meth-o-Theleomamug.

Meth whore

98% of the females BORN in Todd County Ky. And ALL of the nasty females that do group sex and suck pecker for a line working at Quality Web Printing in Elkton and the Dollar Store beside it. (100%) truths.

Literally every 1 of them at these 2 places also look like they was all born on the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then was hit by a MACK Truck, followed by being stung all over their faces by a swarm of hornets but the stings never heal. Lol to put it shortly, they're all post children for why you SHOULDN'T DO METHAMPHETAMINE. They go around (even work) and ask to do sex things for meth or any drug to be high, some of them do this with their kids right behind them in the break rooms. It's sad.
"Meth whores are so damn pathetic."

"It's really sad how many meth whores are on Mall's line. Smh."

"That damn Gant girl @ Quality wouldn't stop asking me to pay her sex, and in front of her little kid too"

"My wife's gonna end up knocking the 2 teeth left in Harleys mouth down her throat if she doesn't stay back."

"This town used to be a good place. It's sad it's overrun with meth monkey's now"

"The girls at Quality Web are seriously ALL meth monkey's dude. Don't work there it's not worth it."

"Those meth monkey's go around and try to get people to pay for secret orgy's and they're nasty. Did you know they put drugs literally EVERYWHERE they can?"

"I don't like him, he lies about his wife constantly and she's stunning but he cheats on her with those zombie looking meth monkey's over on Mallory's line."

"He's a meth monkey just like those scary lookin meth whores with Mallory are, he thinks saying that shit makes what he does look ok."
by BoydYoung90 November 13, 2022
mugGet the Meth whoremug.

Meth.

by bmmmorgan January 28, 2022
mugGet the Meth.mug.

Meth-head

Typically a white man in his 30’s who likes flipping stolen items for money to buy meth and collecting useless shit. Most meth-heads have what I like to call a “ passion “. Some enjoy rapping, some like melting gold with a welding torch, some are in it for the gram.
Charley is a real Meth-head man, I saw him smoked out the other day rapping on the roof of a church.
by Asterisk Potato December 2, 2023
mugGet the Meth-headmug.

Meth Magic

When a meth head appears out of no where
Yo I coulda sworn they stepped out for a second how did I not notice them walk past me beaming ? Meth magic bro
by Mrdancodered94 October 7, 2022
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