March 28

Josh is booty day.
The day we celebrate how bad all the Joshes of the world are.

Oh it’s March 28 we should tell Josh how booty he is.

by Spookbaby October 15, 2019

March 16th

National Big Dick Day

“Today is March 16th right” “Yes it’s national big dick day”

by -Selena October 16, 2019

March 1

The day that the guys with the most gigantic dicks are born on. Their schlong is so long it’s like a 3rd leg.

Hey bro, look at that guy’s massive cock!
Oh, probably born on March 1st.

by Simp42069 February 21, 2021

March 26

If you’re born on March 26 you have to have a big cock I’m talking massive, 11 inches or over, cock

Oh yeah you’re born on March 26, that’s lucky bro.

by Ya Boi Lemon October 16, 2019

March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

March 10th

The 69th day of the year. Celebrate by 69ing with that special someone.

The March 10th Rap:
...Yeah raise your beer for the 69th day of the year.
March 10th is the most important date so tell me baby how will you celebrate
hoe's bring your hair ties guys can't hold i when they're down by your thighs
Now let me break down the position for you
for all those kids who wanna try something new
don't worry about your guy smelling your but as you get a grand view of his left nut...

by coco snuff and J squirt May 5, 2009

march 3

i killed a man

ahaha march 3 is Kill A Man day

by black man with a mustache November 2, 2019