mario lopez 

!. Awesome
2. The though guy on saved by the bell.
3. A pimp
4. An actor on nip/tuck.

" Yo homie I'm bout to mario lopez on that fine girl over by the bar."

" Awww yeah I'm feelin like mario lopez today, tell your mom I said what up!"
"Mario Lopez used to punk down preppie all day."
"Mario Lopez is on nip/tuck acting like a beeitch, that's out of character for him!"
"I think Mario Lopez hit Eva Longoria whenher miate husband goes out of town, I bet they spend his cash together."

mario lopez by kingpdoucler November 28, 2009

mario kart: double dash

A cool new game by nintendo but the name is still spelled wrong. Also, the character selection is limited and pikachu is not included. The AI of this game is also very slow and not very hard to beat.

I love mario kart: Double Dash!

mario kart: double dash by crazycloyster January 3, 2004

mario quagliani 

Little fuckin pussy.....hockey sucks you fagget!!!!haha

mario quags is a little fuckin fagget

mario quagliani by MAC 12 April 21, 2005

mario kart 

A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.

Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?

mario kart by Ike who is liked July 20, 2008

Mario/Luigi Complex 

Mario is like the hot girl in the group who always gets hit on and gets all the attention. Luigi is the girl who never gets asked out, but she isn’t unattractive or anything — still hot in her own, just overshadowed by the Mario.

I think there’s a Mario/Luigi complex going on with Jessica and Becky. Becky never gets asked on dates, but she’s cute and nice.

Mario/Luigi Complex by strawberri_laur May 7, 2020

Mario odyssey 

A game that truly simulates what it is like to take control of someone's body and use it in horrifying ways.

Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some Mario odyssey, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on fortnite
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.

Mario odyssey by reubeno March 11, 2021

Mario perez

Anybody named Mario Perez is fine as fuck. They are literally one of Gods best creations

Mario Perez is so hot

Mario perez by Dabadesttt June 8, 2021