Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022

Smoking Lardo

When Lardo is looking mad snipeable so you pop him in the nose

what if they turn around and are like yoo who smoked lardo

Yo get behind me we bout to be smoking lardo

by Billy La Bufunga March 18, 2023

Catto lardo

A cat made entirely of lard.

That is one hell of a catto lardo, don’t mess with him.

by Screw your morals get a cat. November 28, 2023

seeping lard syndrome

Seeping lard syndrome typically occurs when you are so overweight that the lard has no where else to go so it seeps into your brain causing you to become mentally retarded.

Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!

Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”

Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”

by bussintok February 18, 2025

Fatty Lard Boy

Very large obese person that thinks they are not chubby

My friend Jackson is a Fatty Lard Boy

by anonymous February 19, 2025

Maga Lardo

What Mar-a-Lago has become.

Mar-a-Lago used to be nice, but since it's turned into Maga Lardo, no one goes there any more.

by themoe October 22, 2025

Maga Lardo

What Mar-a-Lago turned into.

Mar-a-Lago used to be a nice place, but ever since it turned into Maga Lardo, no one wants to go there any more.

by themoe October 22, 2025