log splitter

Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "

by Hottwigg November 3, 2005

Log

In essence, another term for shit or crap. Log can be used to describe something that is not enjoyable, annoying, useless, ect. Its an all encompassing word for negativity, and can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

"Sara is so log, she keeps yelling at me."
"Today's weather is massively loggish."
"YOUR DEFINITION IS A TOTAL LOG."
"I've really got to log, where's the washroom?"

by Pseudonymmm December 28, 2007

yule log

Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.

Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!

by GoingToAlpha December 23, 2010

burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.

The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.

by jweid94 February 11, 2014

knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.

Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!

by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018

log packin

When packing a bowl of weed, you grind up a medium-sized bowl and also include a few larger chunks of bud, which act as "logs" or coals within the bowl to help it burn longer.

Lately my ground-up weed has been burning too quickly, so I started log packin them.

by Lukasdukas11 October 22, 2015

london logging

Big London shit

“Oh boy I just did a classic London logging”

by London_logger May 22, 2019