Mr. Lesbian

A prominent heterosexual male attracted to hot lesbian females. ie. 98% of the male population.

It's okay. Think of it as a loophole, I'm Mr. Lesbian so technically, you're still a lesbo.

by Thai M. October 12, 2005

lesbi

Instead of saying lesbo, you say lesbi.

A: She's a lesbo.
B: No! She's a lesbi.

by emo me January 10, 2005

Lesbian Toilet Party

Depraved Lesbians, Girls and Women having hot lesbian sex with each other in a bathroom. Activities include urination shows, watersports, hot-piss enemas, champagne enemas, piss drinking, golden showers, scat, pussy smell worship and heavy bondage.

Hey, Baby Girl, you look like you'd be a of-so fine female addition to Lindsey's Lesbian Toilet Party tonight! Fill your panties and cum with us!

by Evan (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 19, 2009

sassie lassie

Cool and hot chick, very feminine young girl or a woman.

Tedy is sassie lassie. She is hot man...

by Val665 December 4, 2010

ur dad lesbian lol

One of the most devastating roasts ever invented, designed to bring terror upon its victims and end their will to live

Karl: Lmao you suck john
John: no u
Karl: ur mom gay lol
John: *cries*
Karl: hah nerd
John: wait a second
John: ur dad lesbian lol
Karl: *Has a stroke and fucking dies*

by LilWaffleTwat September 22, 2018

The Holy Lesbian Trinity

Father ( Ellen) Jesus ( Hayley Kiyoko) Holy Ghost ( Lily Tomlin)

I think I just saw the holy lesbian trinity come to home in a dream

by Thegayservent October 22, 2018

lesbian

Other spellings include: lezzie, lez

1. A woman that desires other women sexually. Not to be confused with bisexuality, when a woman finds both men and women sexually attractive.

2. Used in a derogatory way when a man believes women find him unattractive or undesirable. Stereotypically, men who have had a history of bad luck with the opposite sex will find out that their ex girlfriends later proved to be lesbians who hadn't come out of the closet.

1. When Maria began talking about how she found other women attractive, and how she wanted to date/have sex with them, I realized she was a lesbian.

2. "Man, when I tried to hit on that girl she just glared at me--this bar is full of lesbians!"

1st Man: Did you hear about your ex? She's dating Maria now!
2nd Man: *sigh* What else would you expect? I just have no luck with girls.

by Erica Stratton January 9, 2009