Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
Get the loo lap logmug. Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.
1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
by prohobbit September 28, 2018
Get the glory lapmug. 
A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.
That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018
Get the Lap Doggmug. A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017
Get the Last lapmug. An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
by hetecro April 2, 2025
Get the lap foxmug. by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022
Get the National sit on lap daymug.