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pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.
Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.
by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017
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Lap-Rap

Also known as laptop-rap. Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. Usually composed on a laptop. See Hopster and Hipster-Hop
The DJ was a lap-rap because he used a laptop and not turntables.
by Du Monee November 14, 2009
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Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle
by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021
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pounding out laps

Pounding the pussy hard. Fucking your girls vagina hard until she cums
Bro, I was pounding out laps last night at the club.
by Ppuussssyy eeaatteerr December 4, 2016
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glory lap

Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.
1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"

2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"

3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
by prohobbit September 28, 2018
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Lapping

The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.
Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.
by Flowerling April 28, 2021
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