When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.
by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 14, 2021
Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3
by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020
This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 02, 2024
A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020
Also known as laptop-rap. Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. Usually composed on a laptop. See Hopster and Hipster-Hop
by Du Monee November 15, 2009
Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
by Jean Philip November 04, 2020
The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 09, 2018