Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.
by JeffersonDanger September 4, 2022
Get the Sylvan Lakemug. by Zander155 August 22, 2008
Get the Lake Skeetmug. A place where all the wanna be rednecks live that cant even spell properly cause they're too busy shooting squirls. Also known for pumkins and gossip. Full of backstabbers and white supremacists. But at least there's good Chinese food and lots of drama.
by redneckers April 20, 2018
Get the smoky lakemug. Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.
by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022
Get the Ballston Lakemug. by Rod X February 14, 2014
Get the tequila lakemug. Hey bro what do you think of lazy lake in fortnite?
the bro: I dont really like it much tilted towers was way better.
the bro: I dont really like it much tilted towers was way better.
by dajayboy November 26, 2020
Get the lazy lakemug. “Man my lake Jeffers itches”
“How many Xanax do I take today? As many as “lake jeffers” could take in 60 seconds”
“How many Xanax do I take today? As many as “lake jeffers” could take in 60 seconds”
by Iwanttoeatass and combust May 17, 2018
Get the lake jeffersmug.