twe fuwwy lanwuage

twe fuwwy lanwuage o-owo
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person #1 : hello! do you speak any other language than english?
person #2 :wes i sweak twe fuwwy lanwuage!uwu
person #1: get the fuck out

twe fuwwy lanwuage by the fuwwy lanwuage November 24, 2021

Languafe

Occurs when an actual duck tries to type language but ends up just fucking the word up creating something that sounds like a french person’s Tennis grunt.

Oliver: Whatch your languafe

Brady: you mean language?

Languafe by Bmoney6ix9ine November 14, 2018

Languagism 

Noun:
1. the belief that not all languages are created equal and do not share equal beauty or function. Also the belief that the spoken language will always sound equally bad or good despite the speaker for any set language.

“Their languagism made them avoid the foreign movie while it was in theaters, their friends raved about it later, but they refused to watch something in German even if it was the movie of the century.”

Languagism by EriTanaka June 28, 2016

airport languaje 

the words you can't say at the airport.

Guy 1: yo man I bombed that midterm good thing I'm still allowed to go to the field trip.

Guy2: yo watch your airport languaje man we're in an airport.

airport languaje by jose mar February 15, 2009

Uralic languages 

A language family that includes Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian as well as a lot of minority languages in Russia. Named after Ural mountains, their assumed place of origin.

Uralic languages have a shit-ton of cases.

Uralic languages by taajamajuna888 December 31, 2016

Languagist

Noun:
1. A person who believes that some languages are clearly superior to others
Adjective:

1. Having or showing the belief that one language(s) is clearly superior to others

“On the blog they shared many languagist comments which offended many Japanese people. There was outcry to shut the blog down, but free speech ,in English at least, was triumphant.”

Languagist by EriTanaka June 27, 2016

langvages 

A commonly mistaken spelling for languages. Also, The name of a hall at Hamilton College in Clinton, NY.

The building is old, and they used to make U's into V's, so it reads "Hall of Langvages", as well as Hamiltion using it on their website.

"Want to go to the hall of langvages for class?"

langvages by Mike Esc February 20, 2008