A goth kid that is allergic to photographs and also has a major Jesus complex. This person also has very very weird friends and a tendency to call people nigga, may also say everything makes him hard.
by Jesus Christ and/or Steve March 27, 2011
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When your sitting in the cafe, reminiscing about the drunken night before, and you realize you ate your dog.
by bobbster likes dogs October 23, 2011
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A dick sock invented for those that enjoy Slinky's bouncing off their penises.
Can be combined with the PlugMuffin to create the ultimate BDSM experience.
Is even better than the Flesh-light or the Autoblow.
Can be custom made to have whatever design, size or shape your heart desires.
Can help reduce the cases of blue balls.
Can stimulate the scrotum
Can be combined with the PlugMuffin to create the ultimate BDSM experience.
Is even better than the Flesh-light or the Autoblow.
Can be custom made to have whatever design, size or shape your heart desires.
Can help reduce the cases of blue balls.
Can stimulate the scrotum
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5'4 thick beauty like never seen and one of the most down to earth people you will ever meet!
5'4 thick beauty like never seen and one of the most down to earth people you will ever meet!
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