koalina

Noah’s favorite koala living in Korea.

Koalina is eating scones.

by koalina Choi March 13, 2024

Koala Casserole

Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.

by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025

Kosamba King

A mythical being from the legendary town of Kosamba, where chhapris roam free and the WiFi still runs on goodwill. The Kosamba King is a rare breed—a brute with the face of a genetically confused mouse-monkey hybrid, yet somehow, against all odds, a coding god. He fled the rural trenches to Bangalore, where he stacks more rupees than the entire GDP of Kosamba, yet his heart (and playlist) remain stuck in the gully rap era.

Despite looking like an AI-generated gangster rat, he is revered as the wealthiest and most successful export of Kosamba. His mere existence is proof that even the most chhapri soil can produce a billionaire in the making.

Bro, he just pulled up in a BMW wearing knockoff Jordans and blasting Indian mawali rap—absolute Kosamba King behavior.

by king_nik March 20, 2025

koalafy

To pass muster regarding whether you are a legitimate fuzzy eucalyptus-leaves eater.

I'm gonna raise tasty aromatic medicinal plants to sell, but I wanna let my "marsupials from down under" friends taste da leaves first to see if they "koalafy" as good "koality".

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

koalaty

Da level of good taste, texture, and nutritional value of eucalyptus leaves, as decided by da fuzzy munchers of said aromatic medicinals.

I always make sure to only harvest foliage from da trees dat da famous small gray Australian marsupials feast on, to ensure da best koalaty medicinal properties.

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

Koala Waffling

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.

The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?

by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025

Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck

I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex

by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025