side kitten

When you are in an e-relationship, and have a discord side kitten.
like a side chick, but better.

“Jackson has 2 side kittens, this is crazy lore!”

by muush_ January 18, 2022

Blinking Kittens

(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.

"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.

by Onisimos September 14, 2011

kitten swag

When your kitten is so cool and awesome

Mr. Boots, my new grey tabby, has kitten swag!

by Katherine Kat October 24, 2012

kitten fish

When someone catfishes as an under-aged person to troll pedophiles.

Smith kitten fished Michael and exposed him for the pedophile he is.

by blooisblooisbloo April 3, 2020

fluffing kittens

The act of doing more then what was required. A bonus.

I've already made my quota for the year, anything more is just fluffing kittens.

by nlbs September 2, 2020

Princeton Kitten

A beautiful, kitten-like plasma physics God who is unwaveringly loyal to his lovely (read as eliciting love by moral or ideal worth) OCD neuroscience researcher.

"That engineer is quite the Princeton Kitten, no? He will undoubtedly gain admission to both MIT and Princeton."

by Neuropsychological17 November 5, 2012

Caomi Kittens

best youtuber ever

Caomi Kittens is a functioning human of society

by solarz_z August 8, 2021