Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

A Johnny derp fan

A person who is so stupidly biased for johnny depp they don't even realise it

That guy is clearly a johnny derp fan if he can't see they were both abusers

by Cheekytikki May 30, 2022

Ethiopian Johnny

The act of “going blackface” with someone’s, or one’s own feces.

“Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”

“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”

by Butter_Mage January 26, 2023

Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

Pulled a Johnny

An action when you (either by accident or on purpose) inhale a portion of another person’s line as you are doing yours.

How high are you bro, You just Pulled a Johnny!

by Eel WJ September 2, 2018

Slap little johnny behind the ears

A term for having sex

My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.

by Clyde W December 10, 2018