Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.

Yo just do the jaded crawl.

by Rushtonez September 13, 2018

Jared

A notable figure in Vine ™(no longer running as of Jan 2017) history. He is someone who is 19, and has never f***ing learned how to read.

What's up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and i never f***ing learned how to read!

by ihaveabs September 14, 2018

Jared

a very funny cute and hot guy but he is a fuckboy he is loyal but won’t stay in a relationship long

jared is so hot but not a good person to be in a relationship with

by big11003 September 16, 2018

Jared duce

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit

There’s that jared duce prick again

by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Jareding

To be a Jared

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs

by JacenDinne April 3, 2019

Jadedloner

A sadboy/girl stuck in their feelings and their past heartbreak and emotional trauma

wow, austin is such a Jadedloner!!

by JadedandAlone April 28, 2019

Jared

A hot gentleman who will steal your girl and get her pregnant.

Jared wtf you cummed in me.

by mr.aaaaaa May 18, 2019