Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

by ugonnalearn_t_day January 20, 2021

Smelly bitch trout

Beth Wilkinson is one whom smells like a bitchy trout.

Look at her over there shes such a smelly bitch trout.

by Diabetic kev January 04, 2019

teddy trout

the worse twin. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh

"hey do u know teddy trout"
"THAT ANNOYING BITCH HE NEEDS TO GET TF OUT OF HERE !"

by des and ace February 06, 2022

trout head

Very stupid

All bosses are trout heads

by Bawblawblawlawbawm December 15, 2016

Gutting ur trout

when ur lady asks u to go down on her and u know she hasn't showered in 3 weeks.

Gutting ur trout -Damn it bobby I've been real busy lately now get over here and {gut my trout}!

by The lonemiller July 14, 2016

Get your trout out

"Get your trout out" is a phrase commonly used by drivers of either a Vauxhall Viva or Renault Twingo. It's a term that is used to call local prostitutes into the vehicle.

Oh love, get your trout out

by October 06, 2020