Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.
"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
Get the Trunkingmug. At Norfolk, a trunk slammer usually pulls in on two wheels touching the ground still in work suit with 5 minutes to tee off. Ignoring the red light on the fairway warning system to walk across the course and stepping on the 1st tee without checking in with pro.
by Big Cat 68 July 13, 2020
Get the Trunk slammermug. by Dshotgun August 14, 2023
Get the trunk lettucemug. by Bigwheels88 March 11, 2023
Get the Tickle my trunkmug. by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022
Get the Trumpet Trunksmug. Noun. Referring to someone's posterior, while wearing underwear, with underwear full of shit after one shits oneself, as Donald Trump is said to do.
by Definerator December 28, 2023
Get the Trump trunkmug. A woman, typically of the trailer park meth user variety, who you bring along in your car for the purpose of evading traffic tickets. Primarily dwells in the trunk or other non-visible locations in the vehicle until deployment is necessary.
Must possess a high enough level of obesity to be mistakenly identified as pregnant.May or may not service you depending on the size of meth rock you pay her in.
Must possess a high enough level of obesity to be mistakenly identified as pregnant.May or may not service you depending on the size of meth rock you pay her in.
"Heard Billy got pulled over doing 90 in a 50. Good thing his trunk bunny was there to scream she was having a miscarriage."
by Prosebunaga January 22, 2023
Get the Trunk Bunnymug.