Muddy Butt

When one takes a poop. And doesn't wipe well enough. And when they sweat in their butt crack. It creates mud in there butt.

Dude, I need to go to the bathroom. I got a bad case of the Muddy Butt

by acerz2able August 27, 2016

Butt Mayo

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.

Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"

John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."

by Tummystickers May 30, 2019

muck butt

Muck Butt - the dirty, slimy, stinky, sweaty, itchy feeling you get in your ass crack after going too long without bathing. Usually occurs after long backpacking trips, or in people with poor showering habits.

After backpacking for a week without bathing, Jason couldn't wait to get home and clean his muck butt.

by Scamtrack September 24, 2016

Butt Wick

When your ass is coated with shit and stinks

Damn frank you got some butt wick

by Youngsandwitch June 24, 2015

BUTT Bowl

The Butt Bowl is a football game between Baylor University (BU) and Texas Tech (TT). The rivalry is primarily based in football but shows up in other televised sports as well.

This year's BUTT bowl will be a high scoring game, with Texas Tech favored to win.

by OGchopshop November 22, 2018

Butt Chustle

To assault or harass someone's anus in a playful manner.

I am TOTALLY going to chustle your butt, Colin.

I love to Butt Chustle

by Lissandra May 4, 2013

Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.

“What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt”

by hate_gt May 22, 2023