iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012

iPod

Portable device made to annoy a larger audience. The company Apple makes you believe it's actually cool, but when you buy it, you are immediately surprised by how it sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner.

Person A: Oh... You got an iPod? I'm so sorry. Here, try my Creative ZEN.

Person B: Thanks, now I feel much better!

by PowerCod June 2, 2008

ipod

The best thing in the world

if you don't feel like listening to
someone talk you could listen to your favorite song on your ipod

by chickencowface April 16, 2009

iPodular

Geeky/nerdy person refering to their iPod/iPhone and trying (too hard) to be cool.

Hey man check out these tunes on my iPodular!

by friggin' n00b! February 10, 2010

iPod

an escape boat used by submariners. Should be used only when the drowning person has 1 minute to live.

She used the iPod to survive from the drowning submarine.

by Jack-Mule January 13, 2011

-IPOD thief

a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.

that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.

by IhateThieves January 5, 2010

Ipod

Something that is overpriced and over-rated. It can hold more songs than anyone can EVER listen to. You have an option to BUY all of your MP3s the LEGAL way off the Itunes store or you can download them all for free off of Limewire ... to get album covers you can easily go on Google Images. You can only charge your battery a couple of times ... then you have to spend 935709754 dollars to get a new one. :/ Another option all-together is to get a kind-of-cheap MP3/MP4 player from Wal-Mart that may not look as nice, but does pretty much the same thing as an Ipod ... also takes batteries. What does it matter what your MP3/MP4 player looks like, as long as you can listen to music, who the fuck CARES?

Dude: OMG, I just bought a 500GB Ipod!!!!
Other Dude: And, why would you do that?
Dude: So I can listen to my three hundred songs!
Other Dude: Why didn't you get a cheaper version, then? You don't really need all of those GBs.
Dude: So I can be hella cool ... and spend hundreds of dollars on the over four hundred GBs I do not need in my whole life time.
Other Dude: You're a loser ..

by Madison pwns your mom ;D August 4, 2008