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Holiday whore

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.
I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.
by JollyOllie April 1, 2021
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doc holiday ok

A Jewish, half Mexican, with a deep voice for a 9 year old.
Don't be a doc holiday ok, no one wants that.
by xXxPu5y-Wr3ckEr_360xXx August 8, 2014
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Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job
“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”
by Johnsantel October 9, 2025
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Blue Holiday

When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees
Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
by thetripleD's September 28, 2022
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Chocolate holiday

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.
Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you
by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024
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Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
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9/11 holiday

what a specials yearly event,

i wish we would do it again

imagine if it happened again

can't wait
i can't wait to celebrate 9/11 holiday month
by Bluefordcansoloall May 1, 2023
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