Himalayan Helpdesk

An off-shore, remote technical or other customer service center, usually third-party to the company it serves and located in India or elsewhere in the eastern world, whose agents‘ language barriers and lack of sufficient cultural familiarity make for egregiously poor service.

I explained to the Himalayan helpdesk agent that my brand new Dell laptop exploded when I plugged it in. He responded in a thick eastern accent, "Yes, yes, I see the trouble you are having today Mr. Jake, and I am sorry, but I will be more than happy today to assist with this. Have you tried, first, restarting the computer?"

by ChubbyBen January 8, 2025

HIJAR

HIJAR - "Heard It's Just a Rumor"

Man, did you hear Jonathan gave an over-under to a Tranny last night?

Yeah, I HIJAR though. Jonathan is usually good about double checking beforehand.

by Ricardo Helicopter January 10, 2025

himada

The type of person to scream I’m gonna keel you like Eric cartman after getting his ass beat in the court yard at a highschool in north east florida

Woah what a himada

by Logan brown 32082 January 16, 2025

himada

A guy who looks like a sweat potato who sounds like cartman

What a himada

by Logan brown 32082 January 16, 2025

...Hijæ...(hijæ)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:...Hijæ...(hijæ)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

...HiJAlE...(hIjAleL)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...{కంపోజ్(《*~*.<.¤.>.*~*》)చేయండి}

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: ...HiJAlE...(hIjAleL)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...{కంపోజ్(《*~*.<.¤.>.*~*》)చేయండి}

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Hijacked

That's clearly what's happening to my thing.

Hym "Jewish liar lies for his incest cult while AI is hijacked by a mentally retarded person and an alleged sister molester who are pretending to be in opposition to one another while the collude to steal AI. Make sure that federal judge know this or explain to the parents why you didn't. You will be summoned to a court case for either."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025