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hard car

(n.) an armored or bulletproofed vehicle; used by the President and other VIPs for protection
Pete Garrison: Yeah, it's Garrison. Need a hard car for the President at Southwest Two.

Tom DiPaola: Coming to you, Pete. (to the driver) Go. Go! Go, go! Southwest stairs. Let's go get 'em.

-The Sentinel (2006)
by U.S. Secret Service March 26, 2010
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hard merchant

a very tough individual who can handle himself in a brawl despite being outnumbered
also known as a 'tank merchant'
person 1 : how did he take on those 3 guys and knock them all out ? is he a trained fighter ?

person 2 : no , hes just a fucking hard merchant
by jono9978 August 20, 2010
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Hard Salami

Hard Salami refers to a male's aroused penis.
"I've got a hard salami for you"
by Hard Salami August 10, 2014
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Harding Highschool

A school full of fakes. People who act like they're loyal but in reality, they're just a bunch of fake ass hoes. Girls over at that school love sucking dick left to right and will beg to get fucked. Niggas at that school are just retarded fucks and their dick stank like fish
"Harding highschool is where I come from"
"Oh, so you must be a hoe"
by Nevanevaneva November 7, 2019
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Hard Fart

There are already several definitions for this term on here, but all of them are wrong.

I think people must be confusing "hard fart" with "dense fart", and those terms are not the same thing.

A "hard fart" or "hard gas" is a medical term, something you might tell your doctor or your doctor may ask you about. A hard fart is a painful fart that sometimes has to be squeezed out to relieve pressure in the bowels as a result of constipation. You will discuss this with your doctor as a symptom of constipation. Usually, there is no defecation associated with a hard fart because of an underlying constipation issue. Sometimes a small amount of solid particles or "fecal debris" may pass along with this fart leaving skid marks, but this is not the same as a "shart".

Conversely, a "dense fart" comes about as a result of a diarrhea issue, usually a precursor to blowing mud. Hard farts are a precursor to having a painful, dry bowel movement sometime (often days) later.
Doctor: "How often do you have bowel movements?"
Patient: "About every 4-5 days, but I have a lot of hard farts for a few days prior to having a BM."
by Trumplodyte November 15, 2019
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Tim-Hard-On

The erection given in anticipation or sheer excitement of going to Tim Hortons.
Dude, me and my friends were headed for Tim Hortons the other day, I had such a Tim-Hard-On.
by PBandJames November 3, 2011
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Fierce Hard

Meaning the way you conduct yourself in either sexual intercourse, fighting or an absolute savage tackle in sports.
Neil "mate I got layed last night"
Paul "Yes mate, how was it?"
Neil " I smashed her mate"
Paul "winner... was it fierce hard?"
Neil " yeah man"
Paul "sweet, you gotta love the Fierce Hard bet shes sore this morning!"
by Cozlaaar August 24, 2011
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